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We all wish...

peace in our time

I had thought of this website

this headache would subside...

that his large Americano would hurry up

a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I was I had a girl that was fly I would call her

it would stop raining

I had a really expensive camera

it was 5 o'clock

that I could help just one artist become financially independant because of their art.

for a race horse!

I could wait another 15 minutes

for a pony

that wishes were fishes

for some scotch

I was better at time-management...

for some sleep

time wouldn't keep slipping through my fingers

I didn't have to tidy up

I could embed my wishes into my blog :)

I didn't need to sleep

i never had to shave my legs

That I'd never started smoking

it were true.

these interviews would transcribe themselves

for love life and laughing

that I could be one of the artists everyone wants to help! :)

that Ben and Jerry's had zero calories

I win at the horses tomorrow

I could find someone to play some music with

the mouse that just zipped across my living room will like blue cheese (the fight's on brother!)

I could see the point of this website

that people wouldn't incorporate 'so' into sentences, let alone URLs

that my website code was finished.

I didn't have to work for a living.

that england would work out how to have summer weather

I could get a holiday.

to have a life

I could row the boat ashore

the world worked the way I want it, not the way it is mwahahahahah!

I had a big telly for Glastonbury

to do a PhD at Oxford

to play a truly kick-@#$% heavy metal concert

I had a beer

my wife would get pregnant

to get to go to Amsterdam again soon

that it was already quitting time

to visit SXSW next year

my tooth would stop hurting

I successfully complete my PhD

that people would just leave him alone.

it was as special as I thought it was.

to get my band NAIL into the international Festival Circuit!

that this site would go viral

there was a Chinese version of I So Wish called Ah, So Wish

with the fishes

Vishnu fishes for dishes - delicious!

he could use the verb 'wish' as well as 'wishes'.

wishes wishes wishes wishes wishes

I would stop putting the important stuff off

wash which wash watch wench wasp winch wish

she had seashells on the sea shore.

he hadn't just killed a man and then posted a confession on isowish.com, thereby implicating the owner.

Whiskas whisked wispy whiskers wistfully.

I could fly

Daddy would stop drinking

dishes.

my teeth were smaller

it was scalable beyond about ten people. Viral's off the cards.

Kings of Leon were playing at Glastonbury on the telly now. Oh wait...

he had a genie in a bottle (baby)

isowish.com had an RSS feed...

@¦^¦, ][][, ><, ...

I was awake enough to watch all of Green Wing now

@#$%

to @#$%

to wish

he hadn't been so lazy, and had gone further to get the paper, to a shop that sells almond croissants

we had a way of having more than one person with the same first name... guess what we're working on!

he hadn't got dstracted and left his tea bag stewing in his tea.

we had an RSS feed. Oh, we do now...

I was as productive as Stef

to test what happens when you put HTML code in your wish: <a href="http://isowish.com">Main Page</a>

to think of a way to stop this site becoming a spam magnet

to publish the first pipe for isowish http://tinyurl.com/3zm7wa and show off his blog badge at www.theplan.co.uk

I had a kick @#$% job in radio... any offers?!

to congratulate Jon for being the first person to make an I So Wish mashup

to stop and do something proper with his day but doubts he will. Particularly while wife is sleeping and he can get away with it.

I hadn't been logged into the BCU twitter just now when I tweeted about isowish.com.

I had the time to play about with cool things like this but I have to go help friends move.

that twitter direct message emails worked like basecamp emails and you could reply to them without going to twitter...

i could have a fullenglish in front of me

for more spare time

I didn't have to be at work today...:(

I could be a corporate wife:)

I was on a world cruise right now.

Bobbie could be a corporate wife (mine, obviously...)

i had a house and job sorted for back home

people will enjoy my music

for a jetpack

to be a famous musician.

i could stop listening to Wicked Celtics

i had a lamboghini

i had a lamborghini

I could get ANY Crysis keygen to work!

to know you

health and happiness for my friends

people would vote for my entry Ring Road Movie in the MovieMogulFund.com pitching competition! deadline is midnight and I'm way behind

people would join the Facebook friends of Scampenstein group and help create the first community funded and generated animated feature!

there was no queue for the loo

this house would pack itself

I had a whisky experience like the one Clutch had here: http://is.gd/IhI

that carving a route was so un-determined

I lived in Moseley again

to see the new features dubber tweeted about.

that had been better!

my favourite man wasn't allergic to my cats.

that a pretty girl will kiss me at Roskilde

that he knew what comes next ...

that more people in NZ loved jazz so i can be a rich and famous jazz dj

I was slightly cleverer than clever

people would pay for my photography!

it wasn't Monday morning

I had Iron Maiden tickets.

I could play golf today.

someone would bring me a berry muffin

for a bigger jetpack

that had been better

that had been better.

i had internet in my flat

that workmen would take just a tiny amount of pride in their work. Grrr.

I had more time

that our context ads were more contexty. And this is a test to see if they are: apricots, bananas and other fruit.

I was a stone lighter

that I had a new kitchen!

Camilla was a little more talkative

for a carrot cake and a cup of coffee

for an iPhone

I hadn't pretended to have fun.

I hadn't drank until 7am on Sunday Morning

to build a cool app like this!

to build a web app like this!

my back hurt less

for a slice of lemon with my drink

for a decent job in advertising

for a day off at the beach

a hat to match my every mood

for a decent bicycle

we have a nice summer

to do an MBA

it was nearly Christmas again

I was part dolphin

I was a carrot

to be a saint, or at least a better person

that I could ski

I didn't keep having silly ideas for websites

all these colour blocks didn't make my eyes go wonky

I had lots of money

that the bike I want for LEJOG was not quite so expensive

the UK would just use the Euro!

Birmingham's civic leaders would realise they're not cut out for certain jobs and employ people who are to do them.

my cold would go away because I feel crap.

I could stop prevaricating and mucking around with websites like this and get some actual work done

That Ad would like me and come to visit soon

that every day would be a nice as today.

for a pony :-)

that my phone battery hadn't just died.

for a nap

that I could get a blow job

to Graduate University after 5 years of uni life

I didn't have all this coursework

the album was finished :(

Jake would get off youtube and finish his coursework!

I could bake better bread

we had two new shiny macbook pro's at work so I didn't have to share with the mac hogging love of my life :(

I so wish we had two new shiny macbook pro's at HOME (not work) so I didn't have to share with the mac hogging love of my life :(

I could get these clients to calm down

I wasn't going to bed so late

that I will pass the LPC at the end of June

there were an ISO standard for wishes

my sister-in-law comes to visit this weekend

I could find a torrent for... oh, sorry, thought this was isohunt.

my sister-in-law makes a yummy breakfast on Sunday morning.

this wish would come true

to do some more painting today

for leather soup

i had xray vision so I could see if there's a bus coming around the corner so I can run to catch it.

people would stop using "so" as an adverb

Stef and Andrew have more silly ideas

that he has lots to eat

there's bacon involved Sun morning

I could cross the river without getting eaten by crocs

to have super powers

I could work like this every day

web 2.0 would slow down a little

hsiw os I dna

Hilary would go away !

it was tomorrow so this diet was over.. still 8kg in 4 weeks ain't bad

I could get over my fear of driving

I hadn't been the +1 on _that_ invitation

that I had the time to make a loooong list of all the wild and wonderful wishes that I have.

that my Tai Chi class was half an hour later - I want to see what Stef has made!

I could embed my wishes on my blog... guess what?

whishes there wasn't so many service to try on the Internet

a fairy comes and sands all my skirting boards and door frames

for ice-cream

that people would go and check out isowish.com - make a wish, and then embed it on their blogs

that Stef would do the dishwasher just once a week

I was Spiderman

There was a quick way of recording to cassette

my TV would work properly

I could get a job and soon!

I had an Alienware computer

for eternal life

that isowish.com would work on their blog? it doesn't?

my backpack for Roskilde would pack itself

to have a nice new shiny widget for my blog

I could have a few hundred Groundhog Days

we can haz spanky nice wish widget, pleaze? :)

I can haz seez the embed code before I wished that

that the embed code repeats the text of your wish, pleasy ;)

for all the things she always wishes for. Rinse, repeat.

that all your base are belong to us

that people wouldn't use awful grammar as a domain name.

i was as clever as this!

for fishes

that the sun would shine

I was outside!

to be free

to eat a berry muffin and drink a cup of coffee

that people on trains would play their music quieter

that the new BBC 'free range widget' in Adobe Air actually worked

I could stop eating buscuits

My head wasn't full of snot for over a week.

laura

for the heart of a girl

that some people would just stop being so bloody selfish

to get marry

to be a writer

to have V

I could receive 3 gifts: a sm working car to get to the store, 25k to pay off bills, and good health for Mal,Coby, and me.

That this had any real world effect

life would just be at peace with itself

in 3-d apparently

that humans would stop thinking they're all big and clever when really they don't know jack, when you think about it, like...

to have my lover back forever

I get a @#$% tonight

me english woz betar

to pass this session exams with good marks

I could find my purpose in life.

for the rapid annexation of Western Prussia.

the rain would stop for tonights barbeque

to weigh 57 kgs on july 21st

everything would just be ok for once.

for her...

Jimmy would fall for me

that I could go to Japan someday.

that greed will be a trait I never have

it were still dark outside.

that I get a very good grade in my finals!

biiger d

that everything would turn out the way she wants it to be

to ma

my @#$% smelled like christmas

I could just be a boy.

that everything would turn out the way I want it to be

to kill all humans

the sun would just explode

nobody ever had to go without.

Tejas were dead

the liberal jew media would stop

that I will get a @#$% tonigth

i could rain terror down upon all of creation

Pat would STFU.

he could leave work to see his Girlfriend

to be an amazing artist in all aspects

I hadn't sent that email

to have something better in this life

he wasn't bedridden

to know if he really does love me

to be beautiful

all your base are belong to us.

to find me

wishes were real

to start over everything.

to start everything over.

to be waaay better than I am.

to know who it was watching me.

for more wishes

to go back to when we were happy

that sarah and i will end up togther and happy for all of time

people stopped wishing and STARTED ACTING

that my babies will be born healthy!

are insignificate

that my marriage will get beter

pet owners would buy all their pet products and get a 10% discount only at Barry's Pet Compendium!

wishes to get laid tonight. Twice.

that i could finally tell the feelings that I have had to one my closest friends, and be ready to whatever she says when i do tell her.

she gives a @#$% tomorrow.

to give head SOON.

to get double penetrated tomorrow night

world peace. and a quickie. but more the quickie.

i had a dollar

.....but wishes rarely come true, do they? tut

melike :)

my sister to be happy

this little bird could fly

to be taken home in a helicopter and fed marshmallows

that 11 july is a sunny day

I could find my place in this world and be happy

he didn't need sleep

I had a companion

the rain will stop for the rest of the day so that the tennis can continue

I was able to spend time on this site today - but I'm at a conference!

I felt better

that conferences could be a little more interesting

I my Mac hadn't broken

Janice were mine

6pm came faster

this was an ISO torrent site.

that janice would stop sucking my dick so much

to @#$% @#$% janice with a gun.

That we could move away.

that the @#$% faced whore janice would stop her @#$% whining for 10 @#$% seconds.

for a pony. to @#$% janice in the @#$% so i dont got to put with fat @#$% in there anymore.

that our EP Launch night sells out!

TO SEE MA BABE

to have sex

to be asked on a date.

to see this site work

my kid would quit acting like a brat

he wasnt my father

that my dog gets better

for seven grand for my project.

for my kids to grow up happy

that everything will run smoothly so I can start working full time on Monday!

the pain would go away

that things will either work out for us or we can have a clean break.

for fun

Peace

she feels the same way

a helmet

for an unsolicited offer on the condo for market price.

to be in love for the rest of my life.

i had a turkey dinner. mmmm.

it was 5 o'clock already.

pot was legal

that we didn't have to

i could get laid

people would repay their debts

for it to get colder so i can skate without sweating like crazy

That my grandbaby would survive and be well.

to move to Tel Aviv.

to find a job I love SOON

to be engaged

Everyone on this page dies

for good food

for good head

for froggy to stay

I had money

that I could win the lottery without having to play.

when I give her the ring she says "YES!"

I would get my diamond already!

for a laser shark.

for it all

for a bike

to be elected!

for a job

i will see him soon

to get my penis out of this blender.

that I was already done with all the college courses I need for my degree.

that Taylor tells me what I want to hear

i could get more sex

I had some chicken, Watermelon, and Koolaid

I was less of an a-hole.

timmy a great day!

Timmy

for economic ways to improve the environment.

to see leigh again

not to get shot.

i could go to france

for a chicken sandwich and waffle fries...for free

for Chris Griffin

that the French would blow up

that the thing in my pants wasn't made of clay....

John would disappear

I wasn't gay

we would get a record out

to find the perfect house.

that I were not in such a pathetic financial position.

I had the confidence to leave my wife.

grita a fabulous morning!

I had friends to hang out with on the 4th

alias

I had every xbox 360 game and accesories in the world

I got a job at the power plant

I was awesome

I get into college....finally

to pay off my student loans

to see my baby

to get laid

to make the Pan-American Games

everything works out

ppl whould stop wishing for @#$% thats not going to happen.

to get the design job on Monday

for my knees to spring into healthy action

happinez

that i was white

hapiness for loved ones

to be happy.. whatever that entitles

for the ability to manage my time

poopoo

my pizza delivery was here already

i was the king of the universe

I wouldn't end up unhappy when in love

that I could chuck a grenade at you all

that money was no object

for secret love to not be secret

to Eat @#$%

to find the time and energy to actually work on the novel.

to stop the violence with animals

I was not eternally sick

a beer

that God would spell "would" correctly.

to be rich

I had the Harry Potter box set.

i didnt stumble onto this page

nothing, all's good

for peace, productivity and happiness.

that I could develop a passion for the things I am supposed to do.

that the tennis was over and football was back.

I was the meat within a vagina sandwich

that they could understand how things are constantly fading.

to live happily ever after with Adam

I was a millionaire

to eat flesh

Dubber and Stef success and prosperity!

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there was an easier way to get woodchip off the ceiling

French Fries

that someone would pay off my mortgage

I wasn't part Jew

a great big suitcase of monet would fall out of the sky and land at my feet

to found someone i like

spore was released already!

I had a puppy

I could levitate

for a date night next week

I wasn't bitter anymore

I had something more interesting to do than this

life wasnt so complicated

that i will spend the rest of my life with amanda

he could eat some more tuna

that i would eat a dish of ice cream with peanuts and chocolate syrup.

I have more money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

to have a flowing river of my favorite beer

to bleep Nora

I had money *I have NONE*

isowish.com formatted correctly on a cellphone.

to graduate next month

life was better

to find Mr. Right

to find Erin

that I could find a new job sooner rather than later

I could get my knee better to sign that soccer contract

they were still relevant.

Snoooooooooowwwwman!!

go bhfaighinn me post mor nua sa tionscail ceol

for sex with my hubby !

things would go back to the way they were.

Adults still ran the world.

i could make in in the music bizz

that I can get pregnant without complications someday

that Brad and I would be engaged at the end of the year.

i could be a stay at home mom and not have to go back to work.

I could find someone to love.

she would love me again

he could finish his sent

I could get the job I applied for Monday.

to win the Lotto jackpot - once

she made more money.

i can meet the jonas brothers? :P

for a web-based survey/database using the JRF 'poverty' budgets.

I had more blueberries.

my brother realized the fact that he's in love with mbay. THE END.

I wasn't allergic to Sudafed or other sinus-busting medications

esra would shut up

that Melike would understand that she can't keep her feelings bottled up inside.you both should just tell each other. my dreams don't lie.

not to have mac and cheese for dinner again

that I was able to fly. This way I could crap on everyone like a dive bomber.

i had 1 million dollars right now

Allison would see what I am trying to convey.

I could find a nice house near my husband's new job.

to be happy

I could find Jackie Bush

Mike

that I could find a nerdy girlfriend.

for some energy.

that you would love me.

diana

you'd let me be the catcher for once.

that people were more rational.

that I could walk normally again.

to become a Royal Marine commando

I could be happy with something in my life

i could turn back time

I could get out of the well.

He would be okay.

i could find a whore

I can live from my core of peace.

that she lived here instead of there

I release the past and bravely step forward and accept my new, wonderful present and future.

that i could do something right

I WAS DEAD

alive

that I was in Seattle

I HAD 3 MILLION DOLLARS

my vagina would get penetrated until @#$%

that people would stop wishing and start trying

that i could be with him again

it was Dum

my penis was smaller so i could get some real deep throat action

my boyfriend would get a real job

this dumbass website didn't exist

that someone would take control on this country and get us out of this war.

wishes would wish to be wished

that Abby would fall in love with me.

for love

fastlane flower will rule earth

she would fall in love with me

work would just chill

to get home without a seiche dragging us all into the lake.

a job

that Shannon was still alive.

that Dixie would not die

that he was allowed to choose me.

for freaky weather.

that I find a good job soon, one that isn't an hours drive away.

my family arrives safely this 4th of July

me and Gina could hang out all the time!

Ellen Would Kiss me

to kill a pied piper

that the Leafs would win the cup

for a Katana DLX

people would spell it right.

that i lived somewhere else

that he had a job

That i had a job

that I could make ends meet.

to be extremely wealthy

my roomate and her boyfriend would leave!

he could drink beer forever.

I were still alive

I could drink beer forever.

God ruled in the hearts of all humans

poopy

that me and my loved ones will live forever

Motards Forever!!!

love

tranquility

for a spot of tea

I could think of a wish

that i could get my self to study

My Mother would recover

that this fruity web 2.0 self-indulgent nonsense would disappear gracefully.

to forget him.

our leaders were more competent

i could have guns

I could have sex with more children

I could stick to my diet and lose weight

for a pay raise

that he would love me better

someone would love me for me, despite my body.

I won the powerball lottery

I could get out of jail for free

i could be with N..

for more wishes!

Best of everything for everyone

I could be with the love of my life

The offer I made on the house is accepted

things were simpler

i could stop procrastinating

i had chocolate

i had more than 20 dollars in my checking account

I had more friends

i wasn't fat

i would be motivated

i had another drink

my boyfriend would ask me to marry him.

I could be self-employed and work from home.

that I was in Virginia with my boyfriend tonight, instead of home in New York.

I could find someone

i could win the publishers clearinghouse sweepstakes

my boyfriend would move closer to me.

I could have the body my fiance desires.

I could make more money without moving.

my daughter would stop drinking

my husband wasn't a @#$%!

Joosil would come back

that the world wasn't so predefined. He feels so hopeless in this arbitrary, jerkish, bureaucratic system.

to be worthwhile.

that people would finally learn to let go of religion and stop using it to ruin our world.

to be healthy

common sense was a common thing.

that he had chocolate ice cream

that I didn't have to move my home.

to end the world

I could get a better job.

find the perfect home -- one they can afford.

I would win the lottery jackpot

for a great weekend!!

I could kill....the queen

to have sew with my best friend, whos a girl

to be with debbie wainer for the rest of my life

Ted Kennedy would die already.

he could legally control his chronic pain with Marijuana.

I wasn't so self aware. It is driving me to insanity

a pretty camera

mags was here

i was rich

Filthy Rich

i got along with my parents

for less idiots

we could pay the bills

weed was legal!

I could turn invisible.

Erinn would like me

I could turn my name upside down

I had a billion dollars

I had a job right now

someone loved me.

that everyone would die

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I could have what I want

that age wasn't important

we live happly ever after

to be irresistible to Yossi

that my boyfriend and i will be engaged by christmas!

people would act rationally and not depend on some mediocre website to fulfill their goals.

good health for all

I could move next month

barbara searle was my woman

i could see what other people wished for.

to get with rachael

George Bush and Dick Cheney die in poverty.

I could find a decent boyfriend

I could use that name in my every day life

tracy could find a decent boyfriend

my soulmate

NiceTech was real

that i was in machu picchu

that i could meet suliman

for Mark Yips @#$%

Мира во всем мире

Allen just ask me out already!

it was friday

you would give me a @#$%

my husband had not died.

I had a duck (for a pet)

for a nice, sunny day

folks would just get along.

for a coffee

to own a hotel

that I was 140 lbs lighter and healthy.

to play a game

for a puppy

to win in the euromillions

someone would kick me in the face today

everyone would be in good shape until the end

Adriana's love

I was Horatio Caine

icould be with Nadia

I could go to sleep tonight.

I was in Scunthorpe

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I could finish writing this book

for a new Bowie album

that all of your wishes come true

I hadn't just said that thing that upset my friend so much

that FTP worked properly in this building

Gatt_ttdimH1...

wordpress let me upload my pictures

I had a hovercraft.

for a hovercraft that turns into a ROBOT

I had a robot that turns into a COMFY COUCH

that I would get today a really good @#$% by a gorgeus woman with a tight body.

for a White Knight

for a robot that turns into a comfy hovercraft couch

for a robot that turns into a comfy hovercraft couch with BELLS ON

for a puppy that turns into a comfy robot hovercraft couch with electric guitars on

a robot that turns into a comfy reclining hovercraft couch with retractable lasers

I worked in a seat of learning where clever people would teach me things, say like a university

that Nick hadn't just won on the hovercraft robot thing

Earth was as advanced as the Moon

J-Walk keeps writing his blog forever

that the hovercraft thingy had a duvet and a remote and a tea-making-biscuit-bringing robot attached to it. Mwah ha ha.

SttdiMMd4te

I had a bacon sanger

I could really cuddle my boyfriend while he sleeps

Roshan Doug and his flaming awful blogging would disappear down a very large hole

that i can finish this chapter by tomorrow evening

that after 3 months of autoimmune hives, one day i'll wake up & they'll be gone forever.

for a butterscotch pecan twist

that these wishes actually came true

ponies ate rainbows

i wish i could quit drinking and smoking

I could write like caroline ellis - she is a genius

Dubber would finish what's writing and come look - look look NOW!

Jon was not quite so excitable. All in good time.

that my pants were a little looser

that I can has cheezburger.

I had a big @#$%

get 1,000,000 hits dialy

to b happy

I could undo all the mistakes I have made and do it all differently.

to go to the track

mitz

to just be me

that there was more laughter in the world

that anita and richard love their wedding photos

that I could use the embed the wish on my blog thingy. It's not working for me.

I could extricate myself from this without hurting him. I've changed my mind!

I could die.

BANKS WOULD IMPLODE WITH DEATH AND PAIN AND LEAVE NOTHING BUT LOTS OF MONEY FOR US ALL AND RELIEF THAT BANKS NO LONGER RIP US OFF

that the man i love would ask me to marry him

that I understood what the hell she's thinking!!

I had tried harder

that daddy will get home for bath time

that I wasn't so far away from home

he could be with me all the time

to know my name

that this time the man really does buy my bar

the train would go faster

the man really buys Jez's bar

I could be with Nancy

that my work life allowed me to get to yoga every day

for a 12 inch pianist

my coworkers would actually work

i could sleep

Casarme y tener una hermosa familia

Angela wasn't coming back. Why, God, Why?!

to know if it's A man or THE man who is buying the bar? We don't really like THE man too much.

he could have sex with his wife and not with his hand.

to let Virgin Media know I'm not downloading any music, nor doing anything more bandwidth heavy then wishing: i can has some banwidth?

for a twitter style character limit count. I have intricate wishes you see

for a new job

for my headache to go away!

i could write music.

that I get off work early today!

i knew what to do

for a sleepover!

to not do that much sleeping at the sleepover!

безам хила

I could bump into interesting people like Danny from http://edgetrinkets.com every day of the week

my house was unpacked

that my mom be happy with what I do..

that stupid people would not be allowed to make babies

your mom

the stench would die

she could go home to Will

I could go home to Will

i was ZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz

it was time to go home

boobies were the law.

dogbrad

I could ping the moon.

Brad would get some work done around here

Mindy would learn to be nice to me. *sniffle*

my PRs were turned into POs and I had written confirmation with tracking numbers.

things would work

Mindy and Jamie would suffer in the bog of eternal stench for their insolence!!!

Brad knew the half of living in the Bog

everyone wore deodorant.

my kung fu > then your kung fu

Mindy's mom would wear something more flattering than flannel

Josh would shut up about it, he pays her, and it's not her fault he can't wait for her to get off work.

I could quit you

people would learn grammar

I could rub Piccard's sexy bald head.

I had gotten a different middle name than "Marie"

I was back in the land of chocolate

you would cackle more quietly.

people used than instead of then

I had more time on the street corner

i could cackle like you.

someone would create yourmomdum in Second Life

i knew what that meant

i hadn't used the MacBook on my lap for 6 hours naked. OUCH!

you hadn't done it as well

I had a spicy meatball

I was less tired

loves the spicy balls

I could tweet my wishes

to sort the new twitter integration out

to sort the new twitter integration out

he had a meatball sandwich.

to test things around here

test

test it

we could all share the love of malt whisky

someone would come out and play with me!

to embed a link to <a href="http://tinypaste.com/51246">my</a> tinypaste

we could have children :(

i had a @#$% in my mouth

i was being f*cked

I was a billionaire

i was loved

that I could buy a big house in San Francisco

that my husband had a bigger penis

that I had four vaginas

that my teeth were pretty and white without gross dental work.

that my cat answered to his name

that pink were the new blue

that i didn't yell at athewz last night and make him sad

that i were pretty

i had a magic carpet

that Tom would not go in the Army

I will win the next Powerball

for a million pounds

that Laura would be awake when I leave the house!

that I was not made to walk round all day yesterday on a 'job interview' when in actual fact i was selling NPower- gay.

that i could fly

test this

that this wasn't so difficult really

to live a good life

every one who knows me good health

to get twitter wishes working

for contentment

the ring is ready today

for an endless supply of deep-fried snacks

to make a wish via twitter

Alan would call

i didn't have to actually exercise to see feel healthier

that i was a little less tired

we didn't have to have sushi at lunch

to get twitter working

my wishes would come true via twitter

to get a new iphone next week

danni would get over it

to finish testing the twitter thing

the goodstuffers have a great (sushi) friday

we were nearly there with twitter!

i had some feedback

to be passionate about life again.

for a sunny weekend

that I get the 3G iPhone next week!

that I can make wishes via text message...

that I can wish via text!

my wedding dress would fit

that my wish from Twitter will work... and then I'm going to go finish setting up the e-book back end.

I was were having a pub lunch

my previous wish had made sense

i was actually Nico Bellic living in Liberty City

Gen would enter the real world!

he could see all four of Rachi's

for Lucy to have a lovely wedding

just my first name showed up via twitter

that twitter's api would stay up for more than an hour at a time

i could have icecream

Rajan (my little boy) says my name first

it was lunchtime already!

for the ol' media days of pub lunches in the sunshine that involved not returning to the office

twitter was more reliable

it was tomorrow already

isowish had a nice twitter icon

that it would be sunny for the next couple of days

I had nimbler fingers

the weather respected my calendar

I didn't have to drive to the DVLA in order to get a tax disc so that I can drive my car.

to get the site to automatically follow people back on twitter

the Custard Factory newsagents stocked more newspapers.

I would be tasty

Stef was near an internet so I could bother him

I was as focused as stef as he would have finished this thesis by now

that Shelley is feeling 100 percent better now. We have things to do...

that focussed and driven frame mind I had the other day could be switched on when needed, like right now.

for the wisdom of God

my wishes came true...

that Rich would make me a cup of earl grey

the last 30 lbs came off as fast as the first 30

I had a clone

I had a fitter, younger clone

my children were telepathic

I could keep my mind on my work and stop wishing

that I could get more gigs

i could @#$% natalie

I was ar home it is Friday

ashlee live long and prosper

too see my grandson have a son

that mobile phone speakers had decent bass response so that when the yoof were on the bus it'd at least sound like music.

to complete college by 2011

I could make a wish with twitter

that I could fall in love

a rockband

that I can marry Tiffany ASAP!

i loose weight and start feeling fitter!

that ISOWISH wasn't hyperlinked... It sorta doesn't need to be.

someone would top up my wine

I could lose 3 stone like my friend Sarah

for a little less tiredness.

we had a technorati profile... <a href="http://technorati.com/claim/zheqe33i73" rel="me">Technorati Profile</a>

I was a much better golfer

the kids would bath themselves

that this was a Facebook app and break out the web2.0 crowd.

to meet some cool guys on jdate.

to travel

Eka defina

to see my first twitter wish

I could buy a kite....to go kitesurfing